Walker isn’t allowed to do magic anymore

mum is judging me in this game as well as in real life

it’s 12pm I’ve done that thing where I waste half the day again goodnight


on the internet:


in real life:



*looks at drawing of fictional boy* boys arent so bad i guess
*sees a real boy* i was wrong


what a weird piano

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the alien and predator movies are brilliant with outstanding special effects for their time but I still think the crab-like xenomorph stage is a giant face-fucking vagina monster



what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?


Woobie Woo: aw yeah son
Jackdaw: im not your son
Woobie Woo: then why am I your dad
Jackdaw: d
Jackdaw: daddy
Woobie Woo: no cummies for you son
Jackdaw: but daddy i
Jackdaw: no i cant even do it ironically
Woobie Woo: yeah thank god
Jackdaw: it is too much


of course im pro-gay, i didnt practise this much to stay an amateur gay